its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
(Source: okhazel)
Madly in lust with every lil curve of your body…
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
If this is what the possible beginnings of a relationship feels like then I don’t want any part of it!
I’m staying single for the rest of my life.